Mr. attractalottababesalot

Once I was in a car wash reading my weekly telepathic email from my doctor. I suddenly looked up stupidly and saw this curly haired mother staring into my window. I said how do you do miss something or other, being polite and all! She said I love guys who sit in car washes reading telepathic messages from my doctor. We got married, her 12 kids hate me! and now lots of people like me except for the 12 kids… love u mrs teapottagen!