I call my GF Dragon Cat Parrot. Because she thinks shes a cat and sprawls out on her rug saying “In my next life, I wanna be a cat!”. Dragon because if you make her angry at all she breaths pure fire and will eat your dignity in one bite. Finally Parrot because if shes not mad at you, she talks a fuck ton and when i start telling her a story she repeats me to piss me off. Most of this seems terrible but for some reason I love it……idk whats wrong with me….